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Donut worry, I'm just ensuring future me sticks to the diet plan! 🍩😅 #StrategicEating
165 Funny snack quotes
I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.
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Living the ultimate dream of snack-time, nap-time, and story-time! 🎉📚😴🥪
The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.
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Chips as a prelude to pizza? Sounds like my kind of culinary masterpiece 🎨🍕🥔
As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.
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This is exactly why I keep my feelings stacked in a neat emotional can. 😂🧂🥔
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.
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Can't hear the haters over the sweet sound of Nutella bliss 🥄😂🍫
Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.
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Werther's in the pocket: officially one cardigan away from being a grandparent 🤣👴🏼🍬
Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?
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When I'm staring into space, 99% of the time I'm planning my next bread encounter 🍞😄🥖
All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.
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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.
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This guy's really popping off, getting kernels of knowledge while munching! 🍿😂
I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.
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Snacks and juice: the ultimate life goals! 🍪🥤 Who needs deep conversations when you have cookies?