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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Reported on Slack:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Spotted on YouTube:

We decided to have money instead of children.

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Making waves on Snapchat:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Spotted on YouTube:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Going viral on Discord:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Making waves on Discord:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Spotted on Reddit:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Making waves on Threads:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Trending via Twitch:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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