Funny year quotes capture the hilarious highs, lows, and complete randomness that each year brings 🎢. From ambitious resolutions gone wrong 🎯 to unexpected twists that nobody saw coming 🤪, every year turns into a comedy show of its own 😂. These quotes highlight how we start every year full of hope — and end it wondering what just happened 🙃. Get ready to laugh at how every year somehow manages to surprise us all over again 😄!
New funny year quotes
- I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.
- That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.
- I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
- Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.
- This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.
- The year flies by when you’re scrolling.
- It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.
- Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.
- Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.
- We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).
Top funny year quotes
- This year, the feliz is not navidading.
- A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.
- Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!
- I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.
- I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.
- It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.
- Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.
- This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.
- There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?
- Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.
Popular funny year quotes
- New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.
- According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.
- Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.
- It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
- I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.
- Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.
- Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.
- “The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.
- It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.
- Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.
More funny year quotes
- That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.
- Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.
- Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.
- Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.
- You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.
- I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.
- I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”
- Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.
- Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.
- The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.
Witty year quotes
- Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.
- I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.
- People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!
- My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.
- It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.
- A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
- I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.
- Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.
- I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.
- Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.
Funny year quotes remind us that no matter how much we plan 🗓️, each year delivers a fresh set of hilarious surprises 🤣. Whether it’s personal fails, global weirdness, or just plain bizarre moments 🤷♂️, every year leaves us with stories we’ll laugh about for years to come. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s already saying, “Next year will be different!” while secretly knowing it won’t be 🙃. So embrace the chaos, laugh at the craziness, and enjoy the comedy each year delivers 🤪!