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You're basically my time-traveling mini-me! 👶🕰️😂
218 Funny year quotes
This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a "What just happened?" casserole! 🤪🎢🎉
“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”
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Sounds like your future memoir title should be "2020: The Year That Really Needed a Cigarette Break" 🚬😂📅
Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.
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Time to fast-forward to Christmas and call it quits! 🎄🎅 Bye, 2023, don't let the calendar hit you on the way out! 🎉👋
We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.
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Guess it's back to playing air accordion in silence all season long 🎶🙉😂
Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.
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✨ Let me know when you find the "push" button, because I think mine is stuck on snooze! 😴💪
“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”
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Trying to juggle cassette tapes and MP3 playlists like a true time-traveling DJ! 🎧😂🤷♂️
If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
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Sir Lancelot better start training or risk becoming Sir Limpy on live TV! ⚔️📺😂
People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.
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Guess we've got grandparents running the world's craziest game of "Who Moved My Cheese?" 😂🧀🌍
January: the Monday of months.
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I'm convinced January has 74 days. Is it over yet? 😅🗓️