Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own. Posted onOct 26, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppManaged to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up. That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude. I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes. Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.