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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.