Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Commentary:
“Who needs good decisions when you have queso to spice things up? 🧀😂 Just remember, sometimes the cheesiest choices are the most satisfying! 😏🔥 #QuesoForTheWin”

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