A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing. If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work. That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.