Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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“Life advice from the fruit kingdom! 🍍👑 Just remember, it’s what’s on the inside that counts…and a little bit of sass on the outside never hurts either! 😎🍍 #PineappleGoals”

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