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Witty quote about patience and humor, with a playful, lighthearted vibe.

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's idea of punctuality is as flexible as a rubber band 🕰️😄 If patience is a virtue, then this person is a saint in the making! ⏳😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, delay, humor, joke, just, minutes, patience, return, time, wait on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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