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Funny quotes » I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.
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