Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Commentary:
Well, that’s some sharp thinking – whoever said puns aren’t instrumental to humor clearly hasn’t hit the right notes! 🎵😄 It seems like inserting musical instruments into sentences is a symphony of sarcasm waiting to be appreciated! 🎶😆

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