Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Commentary:
"Seriously, I've been fully expecting a giant birthday cake emoji delivery from the government every year πŸŽ‚πŸŽπŸŽ‰ Maybe I should start dropping hints during tax season! πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚ #WhereMyGiftAt"