What genius called it road rage and not locomotive? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhat genius called it road rage and not locomotive? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius. This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me. If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you. Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.