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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Commentary:
"Who says only women can rock hair extensions? 🤷‍♂️ Why stop at looking like a centaur when you can aim for full-on mythical creature status? 🦄💇‍♂️💫 #HairGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appearance, centaur, expression, extension, gender, hair, hair extension, hairstyle, humor, i, know, want, women on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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