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  • Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.
  • I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.
  • I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.
  • My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.
  • I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.
  • When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”