The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to… Commentary:"Looks like my phone has commitment issues with its facial recognition 📱🙄 Maybe I should take it out on a date and see if it changes its tune! 💔😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before. It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either. We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones. When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied. No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.