The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either. Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before. Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering. No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes. Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.