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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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"Who says you can't have your wine and eat it too? This chef knows the secret ingredient to a good meal – just keep pouring until the food tastes as good as the chef feels!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chef, cook, cooking, culinary, drink, food, humor, kitchen, wine on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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