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Witty text about needing new friends because old ones know too much.

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Commentary:
"Looking for new friends to keep things exciting and keep my secrets safe! 🤫🤣 Who else is on the hunt for fresh confidants? #OutWithTheOld #InWithTheNew"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged friends, humor, i, know, much, need, new, old, relationships, social, too, too much, trust on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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