I need new friends. The old ones know too much. Commentary:"Looking for new friends to keep things exciting and keep my secrets safe! 🤫🤣 Who else is on the hunt for fresh confidants? #OutWithTheOld #InWithTheNew" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you. Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’ Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
