Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.