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Well, looks like the irresistible allure of free food and socializing has trumped all other plans 🍂🍁 Time to pack up and join the potluck party – who knew casseroles could be so persuasive? 🥘✨

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You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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British people be like “YouChube.”

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

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There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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