I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 26, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes. Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own. That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor. That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation. How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?