I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!" Related funny posts 🤝 Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices. This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water. Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye. Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.