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Drive like no one is watching.

Drive like no one is watching.

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"Drive like no one is watching…but remember, the traffic cameras always are! 🚗👀 Just kidding! But seriously, keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel – safety first! 😄🚦"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged carefree, drive, freedom, fun, humor, road, watching on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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