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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
57 Funny road quotes
Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.
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Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.
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Can we at least get some aqueducts thrown in too? Our drains could use an upgrade! 🚗🛣️🏗️
All roads lead to disappointment.
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But hey, at least they all have Wi-Fi now! 📶😂
Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.
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That's one epic road trip! 🚗💉 Hopefully, there's a rest stop at the lymph nodes! 😂🌎
Getting road rage alone in my house.
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Taking detours through my living room traffic jam again! 🚗🛋️🛑
Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”
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When you need to politely ask someone to get moving but also want to keep the "may your descendants forever feel my mild road rage" option open 😂🚗📢
Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.
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When McDonald’s fries can double as road de-icers, we’re officially living in a fast food winter wonderland! 🍟❄️🚗
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
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Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻
It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
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When you realize your road trip snack stash could fund a sugar factory 🍭🍫🍪🚗