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Life's real fashion ordeal: surviving the endless pant shenanigans! 👖😂 #BaggyVsSkinny
14825 Funny humor quotes
Used my boyfriend’s body wash and started providing solutions instead of showing empathy.
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Sounds like you upgraded to "Problem Solver Pro" with a splash of eau de no-nonsense! 🚿😂
Who the hell decided that rain is bad weather?
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Rain is just the sky sending down free water to wash away our mistakes ☔️💧😄
Wine drunk doesn’t even announce itself. You just be relaxing, then all of a sudden you start feeling sexy as hell.
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Wine: the stealthy ninja of self-confidence ☺️🍷✨
Adulting is only fun when you have money.
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When you're adulting on a budget, it's just "adult-ish" 😅💸
Adam and Eve were the first to ignore the Apple Terms and Conditions.
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Trying to get a bite of that forbidden fruit without reading the fine print, classic mistake! 🍎📜😂
Does anyone have that website where you can fake order food for the dopamine, so you don’t actually end up binging?
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Sure, I'll order a large imaginary pepperoni pizza with extra cheese… No calories, all dopamine! 🍕😁
Steve Jobs died, and we all lost our jobs. Johnny Cash died, and we all lost our cash. Please, God, don’t let Courtney Love die.
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Well, Courtney, it's time to keep you wrapped in bubble wrap for everyone's sake! 😂🎤💸
As an adult, you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience.
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Just 37 minutes? That's enough time to celebrate with a cupcake… until your kid spills juice on it. 🍰🧃🙃
Remember: if we ever run out of things to talk about, we can always start kissing.
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When words fail, the lips prevail! 😘💋