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Guess it's time to bring back the sparkle or start carrying a disco ball ✨🪩😄
14697 Funny humor quotes
Honestly, I thought adulthood would be way more sex, and way less knee pain.
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Adulthood: where romantic nights become ice pack and Advil parties! 💃🕺💊🧊
YouTube tarot readers have been less helpful getting my life on track than I expected.
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Maybe the cards are saying, "Buffering… please try again later! 🔮😂✨"
I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.
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Sounds like you need a wind turbine for your eye rolls and a solar panel for your sighs! 😂⚡️😄
I don’t know, I think the elephant really ties the room together.
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Didn’t realize I needed an elephant in my living room for that perfect feng shui 😂🐘🌟
Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because, if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know.
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Scientists spilling facts like a chihuahua on an espresso binge! 🐶☕🔬
The Odyssey” was the loudest movie, maybe ever. I thought I was going to die on the ship with them.
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Sounds like you experienced the first surround sound shipwreck! 🚢🌀🎬
Men write fanfiction too. They just call it a ‘theory,’ slap it on YouTube, and talk about it for 40 minutes.
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Sounds about right! Can’t forget the dramatic music and overly enthusiastic narrating! 🎬😂📚
They should let you smoke in the airport if your flight is Air France.
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Air France: the only airline where turbulence is the second most stressful part of the trip! ✈️💨😂
Unemployment will make you forget you’re even educated.
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When your degree starts collecting dust faster than your books 📚😅 #DegreeInHibernation