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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.
Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.
The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.
I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.
Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.
I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.
Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there's no money stashed in it.
When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.
“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.
I'm not making any resolutions. I think it's time for the years to be better, not me.
I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.
Blocking someone isn't enough, I want them to get lice.
It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.
If you're reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.
I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.
Your opinions are not my business.
Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.
All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.
The only way to my heart is with a knife.
How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.