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"Why bother with fancy cocktails when the simple act of standing up quickly can give you that instant buzz? 🍸💨 Who needs a drink when you've got gravity on your side? 🌪️😂 #LifeHack"

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

30 shares on Slack this month:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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