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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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Well, that's one sharp way to win someone over! 🔪💔 Just be careful not to leave them bleeding love… or perhaps that's exactly the point? 😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged heart, humor, knife, love, only, relationship on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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