12 Funny academic quotes

• In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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  4 days ago

  academic, emotional, emotionally, financial, life, struggle, student, student life, three, university

• Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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  1 month ago

  academic, academic career, career, comparison, humor, love, pursuit, stripper, thinking

• Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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  1 month ago

  academic, academic paper, after, browsing, closed, ever, frustration, great, humor, internet, internet browsing, life, multitasking, paper, productivity, sex, student, student life, sure, tabs

• If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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  2 months ago

  academic, academic expectation, accessory, expectation, eyewear, eyewear accessory, glasses, glasses rope, humor, lot, rope, stereotype, student, wear

• It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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  2 months ago

  academic, academic integrity, academic resources, access, easier, even, Funny, humor, illegal, illegal access, integrity, irony, library, life, research, resources, student, student life, university, university library

• Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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  2 months ago

  academic, article, claims, cool, ever, found, humor, irony, joke, perfectly, research, scholarly, sex, topic

• As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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  2 months ago

  academic, dream, fiction, grant, humor, i, proposal, remember, sometimes, writing

• Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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  2 months ago

  academic, ending, humor, i, opinion, paper, procrastination, sarcasm, thesis, think, writing

• Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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  2 months ago

  academic, being, day, degree, humor, intelligence, me, nothing, reminder

• Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

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  2 months ago

  academic, bad, embarrassment, essay, ever, humiliating, humiliation, most, personal, personal relationship, professor, relationship, school, student, thing, turning, writing

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