Funny academic quotes — Wordgag ツ

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

1 month ago1 month ago

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

4 months ago4 months ago

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

5 months ago5 months ago

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

6 months ago6 months ago

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Jan 27, 2025