Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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“Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?” 🤷‍♂️ Well, at least you’re staying humble and embracing that post-academic existential crisis with a touch of humor! Who needs recognition and validation anyway, right? 😂📚 #ThesisDrama”

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