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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.