17 Funny agree quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

  Commentary:
  🤳👍 "I can't stand people who are like 'I require validation' – wait, did you remember to like and share this post to validate my opinion? 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where you can have a full-blown conversation with yourself and suddenly find a whole cheer squad of random strangers joining in 🤪👏 #EchoChamber"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took the concept of "go with the flow" a bit too literally! 🤣 Clearly, they were trying to win with their superior skills in nodding and thumbs-upping. 🙌 Maybe next time they should consider throwing in a mic drop for good measure! 🎤🤷‍♂️ #AgreeToDisagree

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

  Commentary:
  "Debating with this person is like trying to win at a game of 'Agree to Disagree'! 🤷‍♂️ When it comes to a battle of wits, they've perfected the art of making you agree yourself out of the discussion. 😆 #MasterOfAgreeing"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

  Commentary:
  "🙄 Can we get a like, comment, and retweet for this relatable callout? It's like some folks have a 'like' button for a self-esteem boost! 🤷‍♂️ Let's show some love for the validation seekers out there, one click at a time. 😂 #NeedMeALittleLike"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing Unhinged: where swiping right means swiping left hooks! 👊💔 Who needs dinner and a movie when you can fight for love instead? Ready, set, punch! 💥😂 #LoveAtFirstFight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁‍♂️ #confidenceiskey"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this pun-loving rebel is playing hardball at the family table! ♠️🎰♣️ Who knew a simple name change could make all the difference in attending a family affair? 😄 #SlotShamingForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

  Commentary:
  "Mastering the art of nodding and smiling like a pro! 💁‍♂️😂 Who knew that the secret to peace and quiet was simply nodding along? 🤐🤣 #AgreeToDisagree"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

  Commentary:
  "Having a riveting debate with myself today was truly a sight to behold 👥💬 Who needs company when you can have such agreeable conversations with the one and only Me, Myself, and I? 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #IWinEveryTime"

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