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18 Funny agree quotes

Funny agree quotes bring a splash of humor to those everyday moments when we’re nodding along 🤝😂. Whether you’re sealing a deal or just admitting someone’s right (for once!), these witty lines add a playful twist to agreement. Perfect for sharing with friends or breaking the ice, they prove that saying yes can be just as fun as saying no! Ready to laugh while you agree? Let’s dive in! 😄✨

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Posted onFeb 18, 2025Feb 18, 2025

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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