Funny quotes agree

16 Funny agree quotes

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

2 days ago

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

5 days ago

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

2 months ago

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

2 months ago

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

2 months ago

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

2 months ago

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

2 months ago

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

3 months ago

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

3 months ago

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

3 months ago

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

3 months ago

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

3 months ago

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

3 months ago

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

3 months ago

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

3 months ago

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

3 months ago