14 Funny agree quotes

You can't argue with me because I'll just agree with you until you leave.

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

I can't stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I can't stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That's exactly why I love talking to myself.

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025