23 Funny agree quotes

• Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

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  11 hours ago

  agree, away, breakup, choice, choices, Crocs, disagreement, fashion, humor, just, okay, relationship, sh, throw, wear

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  3 weeks ago

  agree, Christmas, commentary, employee, employees, feel, ghost, ghosts, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, important, meaning, middle, night, pay, pay raise, people, person, raise, remind, rich, rich person, season, social, social commentary, true

• Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

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  2 months ago

  agree, agreement, before, caution, conditions, humor, i, joke, new, new year, procrastination, read, terms, terms and conditions, year

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  2 months ago

  30, again, agree, anger, back, board, board of directors, chat, communication, conflict, conflict resolution, directors, forgiveness, friends, group, group chat, humor, later, mad, means, minutes, relationship, resolution, told

• I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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  2 months ago

  agree, humor, i, irony, media, much, people, please, share, social, social media, stand, validation

• Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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  2 months ago

  agree, conversation, dude, humor, public, random, self, talking, Twitter, walking, yourself

• Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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  2 months ago

  agree, another, battle, competition, disagreement, everything, guy, humor, just, loss, lost, rap, rap battle, said

• You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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  2 months ago

  agree, argue, argument, conversation, humor, just, leave, me, sarcasm, wit

• I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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  2 months ago

  agree, attention, comment, constant, humor, i, media, need, online, people, retweet, social, social media, stand, validation

• A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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  2 months ago

  activity, agree, app, concept, dating, dating app, fight, fun, fun activity, funny concept, humorous, humorous idea, idea, meet, meet up, relationship, unhinged, where

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