On a first date, saying βagree to disagreeβ every time they share anything about themselves. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! π€ππ Related funny posts π€ Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you. I suck at flirting. Iβll be like “is that so?β For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘Whatβs your full name?’ and ‘Whenβs your birthday?’ It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.