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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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I be like, ā€œWho’s praying on my downfall?ā€ as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers ā€œNo thanks, I had lunch yesterday.ā€

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that ā€œpeople with tattoos can’t get good jobsā€ and now we all agree that ā€œpeople with and without tattoos can’t get good jobsā€.

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that ā€œpeople with tattoos can’t get good jobsā€ and now we all agree that ā€œpeople with and without tattoos can’t get good jobsā€.

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Isn't it funny how the playing field of job opportunities is now equally dismal for everyone, tattoos or not? šŸ¤£šŸ’¼ It's like the only requirement for a good job now is… umm, having good luck? Or maybe just being a cat whisperer? šŸ±šŸ”®Oh, the times we live in! šŸ˜…



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