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Funny alert quotes 🚨 are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor into your day! Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or share a laugh with friends πŸ˜‚, these witty and clever lines will keep you smiling πŸ˜„. Get ready to brighten your notifications and turn everyday alerts into moments of pure joy! πŸŽ‰πŸ“±

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Posted onFeb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

β€œI’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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