11 Funny alert quotes

• Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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  alert, attitude, care, check, feelings, humor, Monday, reality, reality check, sarcasm, spoiler, spoiler alert, workweek

• My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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  alert, camera, check, curiosity, door, door camera, funny habit, habit, home, home security, just, me, outside, security, stepping, stepping outside, temperature, temperature check, warm, weather, weather curiosity

• Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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  alert, brain, emptiness, empty, health, humor, mental, mental health, stomach, wit

• I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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  alert, bracelet, ever, humor, i, irony, just, life, life alert, notification, notified, self-deprecation

• Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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  alert, consequences, humor, karma, pay, people, price, relationships, spoiler, treat, treated

• I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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  alert, bracelet, ever, humor, i, irony, joke, just, life, life alert, notified, self-awareness

• If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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  alert, blinky, blinky light, direction, drivers, humor, light, lights, little, traffic, turn, vehicle

• “I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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  alert, anticipation, humor, interaction, me, past, sneak, unexpected

• I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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  activity, alert, bank, buying, finance, fruit, humor, i, irony, shopping, suspicious, text

• Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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  alert, date, expiration, expiration date, food, humor, jokes, spoiler, spoiler alert

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