Funny alert quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

  Commentary:
  🚨 Breaking News Alert! 🚨 Just in: someone ordered a life alert bracelet… but not to alert for emergencies, oh no! This person is so prepared that they're getting ready for the life they *might* have someday. 😂 Who knows, maybe that bracelet will go off with confetti and cheers when the day finally comes! 🎉 #LivingMyBestAlarmistLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, karma has a fantastic memory and she always collects her debts! 😏💸 Treat others kindly, unless you enjoy being on the receiving end of her payback plan! 🔮😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

  Commentary:
  🚨🤣 "I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately. Hopefully it doesn't go off accidentally when I'm just binge-watching Netflix on the couch!" 😂 #LifeGoals #LifeAlertFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of reading minds while driving 🚗💭 If only cars came with a built-in telepathy feature, the roads would be a much safer and more comical place! Can you imagine the chaos if our vehicles started translating our inner thoughts into blinky lights? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic ninja fail! 🕵️‍♂️ Stealth level: beginner 😂 Looks like someone needs to work on their ninja skills. Maybe next time try tip-toeing instead of tap-dancing past your opponent! 💃🚫 #EpicFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

  Commentary:
  🍌🍊🍎 "When life gives you lemons, the bank questions your entire existence for buying fruit. Watch out, next time they might suspect you're laundering grapes! 🍇💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

  Commentary:
  "Expiration date? Nah, more like a gentle reminder that your food is playing hard-to-get 😉🚫🥑 #SpoilerAlert #FreshnessGoneMissing"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

  Commentary:
  "Attention kings 🤴👑: When she claims you're her whole world 🌎, just a gentle reminder that there are plenty of other planets out there! 🪐 Stay vigilant and keep exploring the galaxy of love! 🚀💫"

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