Spoiler alert: Monday doesnβt care about your feelings. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mondays are just Fridays in disguise with a bad attitude! ππ€π Related funny posts π€ Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday. βI donβt care!β, he posted, again. Iβve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year. I’m not feeling very worky today. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.