I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Posted on by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty quote about humorously fearing life's surprises with a life alert bracelet.
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🚨🀣 "I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately. Hopefully it doesn't go off accidentally when I'm just binge-watching Netflix on the couch!" πŸ˜‚ #LifeGoals #LifeAlertFail

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