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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

2 weeks ago

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

1 month ago

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

1 month ago

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

2 months ago

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

2 months ago

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

3 months ago

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

3 months ago

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

3 months ago

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

3 months ago

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

3 months ago

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

3 months ago

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

3 months ago

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

3 months ago

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

3 months ago

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

3 months ago

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

3 months ago

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

3 months ago

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

3 months ago

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

3 months ago

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

3 months ago