36 Funny awareness quotes

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  11 hours ago

  Share →: I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

  Commentary:
  When you argue with yourself and still lose the debate 🤔🤦‍♂️💭😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you're walking the fine line between 'eccentric' and 'should we be worried?' 😂🧠🚶‍♂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

  Commentary:
  😂👚 "Supporting an accidental new fashion line: 'Oops, It's Pink!' Let's make laundry mix-ups trend!" 👗🧺

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

  Commentary:
  "Agreed! Let's make 'shopping cart bumper cars' an official sport! 🛒💥🚦 #SpatialAwarenessOlympics"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

  Commentary:
  "Current world status: 'Sorry, I can't brain today. Too many tabs open!' 🤯🌍 #Overloaded"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

  Commentary:
  "I agree! I miss the good old days when the only mystery was how on earth they got their hair so perfect! 😂✨🤷‍♂️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

  Commentary:
  "I thought I had a one-track mind, turns out it's more like a crowded party bus 🧠🚌 #MindMeldingProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to care about stuff when you're blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷‍♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘‍♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from social media can really open your eyes to the world around you – like the realization that you're still somehow legally bound to another human being. Who knew that scrolling through endless cat videos could distract you from checking in on your own love life?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 😂 Oh the classic case of self-sabotage, where your vibe goes from 💃 to 🚫 in a matter of seconds just because your brain decided to hit the rewind button to a cringe-worthy memory! Remembering past mishaps is like being your own personal DJ, playing the greatest hits of awkward moments on repeat! 🤦‍♂️💥 #VibeKiller #ThrowbackTroubles

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