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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.
These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.
Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.
Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.
I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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6 days ago
Share →: There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Commentary:
"Agreed! Let's make 'shopping cart bumper cars' an official sport! 🛒💥🚦 #SpatialAwarenessOlympics"
1 month ago
Share →: What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Commentary:
"Current world status: 'Sorry, I can't brain today. Too many tabs open!' 🤯🌍 #Overloaded"
1 month ago
Share →: I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Commentary:
"I agree! I miss the good old days when the only mystery was how on earth they got their hair so perfect! 😂✨🤷‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Commentary:
"I thought I had a one-track mind, turns out it's more like a crowded party bus 🧠🚌 #MindMeldingProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Commentary:
"Who needs to care about stuff when you're blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷‍♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘‍♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss"
3 months ago
Share →: I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Commentary:
"Taking a break from social media can really open your eyes to the world around you – like the realization that you're still somehow legally bound to another human being. Who knew that scrolling through endless cat videos could distract you from checking in on your own love life?"
4 months ago
Share →: You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Commentary:
Absolutely! 😂 Oh the classic case of self-sabotage, where your vibe goes from 💃 to 🚫 in a matter of seconds just because your brain decided to hit the rewind button to a cringe-worthy memory! Remembering past mishaps is like being your own personal DJ, playing the greatest hits of awkward moments on repeat! 🤦‍♂️💥 #VibeKiller #ThrowbackTroubles
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Commentary:
"Trying to stay updated 24/7 on everything is like trying to drink water from a firehose – not recommended for avoiding brain flooding! 🌊🤯 Just remember, ignorance can be bliss sometimes! 😜 #TooMuchInformation"
5 months ago
Share →: Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Commentary:
"Good morning to everyone except the ones still searching for their Roommate of the Year award 🤷‍♂️📚 Hope they stumble upon some good vibes today! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Commentary:
Looks like some people are on a totally different wavelength, probably tuning into a cooking show instead of the room's drama! 📚🎧 Don't worry, we'll send them a copy of "Room 101" to get them up to speed! 😄