45 Funny awareness quotes

• That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

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  5 days ago

  awareness, Christmas, confusion, date, date confusion, day, day awareness, gap, holiday, new, new year, tell, time, time gap, week, year

• They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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  6 days ago

  actually, awareness, before, build, cart, etiquette, food, grocery, grocery store, humor, know, least, people, push, sarcasm, shopper, shopping, shopping etiquette, should, spatial, spatial awareness, store

• If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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  6 days ago

  0.002K, anyone, awareness, exercise, fundraiser, humor, joke, laziness, me, motivation, raise, running, sponsor, wants, weekend

• Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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  6 days ago

  awareness, communication, enough, honesty, humility, informed, matter, mindset, norm, normalize, opinion, saying, social, social norm, truth

• I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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  6 days ago

  awareness, before, effort, end, going, humor, i, life, life struggle, motivation, need, point, procrastination, put, real, self, self-awareness, shit, struggle, together, waiting, world, world end

• I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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  7 days ago

  awareness, health, humor, i, know, mad, madness, mental, mental health, myself, self, self-awareness, self-talk, start, talk, talking, talking to myself

• Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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  1 week ago

  awareness, difference, health, humor, joke, me, mental, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health joke, only, outside, psych, psychiatric, psychiatric ward, someone, ward

• Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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  1 week ago

  awareness, forget, humor, laundry, me, mishap, people, pink, raise, red, today, washing, white

• There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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  1 week ago

  awareness, etiquette, grocery, grocery store, humor, people, punishment, shopping, should, significant, social, social etiquette, spatial, spatial awareness, store

• What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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  1 week ago

  awareness, awful, bad, bad time, current, current events, even, events, frustration, going, humor, irony, sarcasm, time, world

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