There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.