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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.