Funny bikini quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

  Commentary:
  "Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions – the eternal struggle between channeling our inner Victoria's Secret model or indulging in the sweet embrace of cake 🍰👙 Who needs abs when you can have abs-olutely delicious cake, am I right? 😂 #CakeOverCalories"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

  Commentary:
  🍔🔥 "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! 😅👙"

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