Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you wonβt need that cup of coffee. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs caffeine when your waxing appointment has you wide awake? βοΈπ Related funny posts π€ I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person. I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Sometimes I donβt worry about things at all and other times I am awake. Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.