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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Spotted on Twitch:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Just landed via Facebook:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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Funny brushing quotes 🦷✨ are the perfect way to add some sparkle to your daily routine! Whether you’re a morning warrior or a bedtime brush champ, a little humor makes those two minutes fly by 😄🎉. Ready to laugh while you floss? Let’s dive into the quirkiest, silliest lines that turn oral care into a smile-worthy adventure! 😁🪥 #BrushAndLaugh

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

1 month ago
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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

2 months ago
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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

4 months ago
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Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Just shared via Threads:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Trending via Snapchat:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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