Funny brushing quotes

• Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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  2 months ago

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• Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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  2 months ago

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• I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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  3 months ago

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• The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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  5 months ago

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