The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.