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Mar 24, 2026

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Humorous text about dentists making money from quick visits and playful distractions.

Commentary:
"Who knew that making a fortune could be as simple as playing a game of 'sinking ships' and dishing out dental advice? 😂⛵️🦷 Next time you visit the dentist, make sure to bring your A-game and maybe a life jacket! 🚢💸 #DentistLife"

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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