Funny cannon quotes

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Commentary:
“Finally, someone asking the real questions! Forget t-shirts, burritos are the real crowd pleasers! Who wouldn’t want to catch a delicious burrito flying at them? Time to revolutionize the halftime show with some savory snacks! ”

4 months ago

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Commentary:
Sounds like your bathroom is hosting a secret toothpaste Olympics! Who needs a toothbrush when you’ve got toothpaste cannons in the house? Watch out for those little toothpaste snipers! #KidsWillBeKids

4 months ago

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Commentary:
“Imagine the inventor of the cannon probably thought they’d go down in history for their ‘explosive’ invention, only to see cannons now firing out adorable t-shirts Talk about a major wardrobe upgrade! #FromBoomToBloom”

4 months ago

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Commentary:
“Looks like cannons finally got the memo about ‘peace and love’ . Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren’t moving . Either way, RIP to the good ol’ days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly ‘shot’ down .”

4 months ago

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