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Funny cannon quotes

Funny cannon quotes 💥 bring a blast of humor from history’s mightiest artillery! Whether you’re a history buff or just love a good laugh, these witty sayings pack a punch 🎯 and lighten the mood like a cannonball through a circus tent. Get ready to fire up your day with some explosive fun and clever wordplay that’s sure to make you smile 😄 and maybe even spark a conversation or two!

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Posted onJan 23, 2026

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

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