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Funny cannon quotes

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

3 months ago

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

3 months ago

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

3 months ago

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

3 months ago