Funny cannon quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

  Commentary:
  "Finally, someone asking the real questions! 🤔🌯 Forget t-shirts, burritos are the real crowd pleasers! 🌯💥 Who wouldn't want to catch a delicious burrito flying at them? 🌯🚀 Time to revolutionize the halftime show with some savory snacks! 🎉😂"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Sounds like your bathroom is hosting a secret toothpaste Olympics! 🦷💥 Who needs a toothbrush when you've got toothpaste cannons in the house? Watch out for those little toothpaste snipers! 🔫😆 #KidsWillBeKids

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the inventor of the cannon probably thought they'd go down in history for their 'explosive' invention, only to see cannons now firing out adorable t-shirts 🎉👕 Talk about a major wardrobe upgrade! #FromBoomToBloom"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like cannons finally got the memo about 'peace and love' 🕊️💥. Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren't moving 🤷‍♂️🎯. Either way, RIP to the good ol' days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly 'shot' down 🤣🔫."

For even more funny cannon quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny cannon quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌