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Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Making waves on TikTok:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Trending via X:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

39 shares on Slack this month:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

83 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Seen just now on YouTube:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Going viral on Discord:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Just shared via Instagram:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Spotted on Discord:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Going viral on Messenger:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Making waves on Threads:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Making waves on Threads:

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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