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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Humorous, witty text highlighting a surprising decline in cannon-related deaths over a century.

Commentary:
"Looks like cannons finally got the memo about 'peace and love' ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ. Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren't moving ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽฏ. Either way, RIP to the good ol' days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly 'shot' down ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ซ."


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