Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Commentary:
"Finally, someone asking the real questions! πŸ€”πŸŒ― Forget t-shirts, burritos are the real crowd pleasers! 🌯πŸ’₯ Who wouldn't want to catch a delicious burrito flying at them? πŸŒ―πŸš€ Time to revolutionize the halftime show with some savory snacks! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚"