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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

3 months ago

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

3 months ago

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

3 months ago

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

3 months ago