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Funny carrying quotes

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025