Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Heavy lifting Olympics: 0, Grocery Hulk: 1! 🏋️♂️🛒🤣" Related funny posts 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket. I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.